Stillfinding myself.
(it takes time. and funding.)Eight heavyweight hoodies. One confession on the back.
- 8 hoodies
- €80
- Ships EU-wide
- ~90-second read
tap the blue for stickers
Drop 001: Year Five
Travel5th Gap Year
€80The flagship. Finding yourself takes time. And funding.
FundingAllowance Pending
€80Due on the first. Every first. Please.
FundingBig Tipper
€80Twenty percent, on a card that isn't yours.
FundingFamily Business
€80Don't ask what the business is.
NightsI Want a Cig!
€80Said on every Milan balcony after 1am.
TravelInternationally Despised
€80Banned from two beach clubs and counting.
NightsLife of the Party
€80Arrives at one. Leaves with the aux.
NightsOff My Meds
€80Unfiltered opinions. Unfiltered espresso.
Postcards
Scroll sideways, like your career.
The arcade
Seven tiny time-wasters. Each one takes under a minute.
Which hoodie are you?
Scientifically meaningless. Weirdly accurate.
Which gap year are you on?
Be honest. Your family can't see this.
Parent excuse generator
Next gap year destination
Non-refundable. Like the last one.
The Gaposcope
Tap a sign. The stars have opinions.
How much is that in real money?
Drag to add hoodies. Watch the justification build.
Track your order
Our parcels take the scenic route, like our customers. This one is for fun: real orders get real tracking by email.
Why five?
Year one was a plan. Year two was a "reset". Year three was Bali. Year four, nobody talks about.
Year five is where you stop pretending. You're not between things. You are the thing.
— the CEO, instead of writing his thesisHeadshot pending.
He's on a boat.
The CEO
Konstantinos, 20, final-year economics student. Calls the brand "vertically integrated." It's one guy and a group chat.
Company history (it's short)
The shipping era
One summer in dry bulk shipping. Has not stopped talking about it.
Eight slogans, one evening
Seven are about people he knows. He won't say which.
Drop 002
T-shirts. Assuming exams go fine.
The CEO graduates
Allegedly. Then takes a gap year, for research.
Reviews
Swipe →
"Wore Allowance Pending to Sunday lunch. Dad transferred money before the pasta arrived."
"A stranger in Ibiza read my back and bought me a drink. Another read it and left. Both correct."
"Minus one star. My parents found it funny, which ruined it."
"Warmer than my relationship with my thesis supervisor."
"Bought Big Tipper on my mum's card. The irony was not lost on her."
"Someone at the gate asked if the CEO is single. Asking for her."
Drop 002 lands in
T-shirts, same energy. The list hears first.
Get notifiedVote the first tee
Frequent Flyer Club
Automatic. Like your last status.
Economy
- Stickers in every parcel
- Legroom not included
Business
- 10% off everything
- A handwritten note from the CEO
Private Jet
- Free EU shipping, forever
- One voice note from the CEO, titled "quick one"
Gift the gap
Gift cards coming soon. Choose a gift card product in the theme editor to switch this on.
Careers
Pop-ups
Dates go to the list first.
Milan
Weekend markets near the universities. Try it on, pay by card or cash.
Athens
Summer and holiday pop-ups. Same hoodies, better weather.
Get on the list before your flatmate does.
One email per drop. That's it.
FAQ
Size guide
| Size | Who it's for |
|---|---|
| XS | Still goes to the 9am lecture |
| S | Gap year one, very excited |
| M | "Taking some time to figure things out" |
| L | LinkedIn says "Exploring" |
| XL | Parents have stopped asking |
| XXL | Year five. You are the brand. |
Oversized fit. Take your usual size, or size down for a regular fit.
Where do you ship?
Everywhere in the EU. Orders leave within three working days.
Can I return it?
Unworn, within 14 days, full refund. Unlike you, the hoodie has a return date.
How do I wash it?
Inside out, 30°C, no tumble dryer.
Can my parents pay?
Yes. Send them this page.
Is the CEO single?
No comment. The PR department (also the CEO) will get back to you.